Querying God

I suppose if God had a search engine it would be called Infinity rather than Google -- I know groaner. Of course the Holy Spirit fulfills that "role" does He not? It is He who searches and knows that mind of God. Anyway, it is a fun concept to play with.

ENTRY: God, how did you begin?
ERROR: Beginning is a temporal concept. God existed before time, He brought time into existence. Illogical question, search REJECTED.

ENTRY: God, where did you come from?
ERROR: Space was created in creation. Illogical question, search REJECTED.

ENTRY: God, what is your job, your purpose?
ERROR: Question assumes job or purpose is above God, rather than job or purpose coming from God. Illogical question, search REJECTED.

ENTRY: Aw man. All the really good questions don't really make any sense in the first place.
ERROR: Only God is good. The created cannot define what is good or not. Illogical statement, search REJECTED.

On second thought, maybe the search engine "construct" is too cold and impersonal.